Thursday, May 8, 2008

Five Star Friday: Edition #5

People loved and were loved, they read and were read, they enjoyed and were enjoyed, and they called it Five Star Friday.

Thanks for this, the fifth edition, of Five Star Friday. It's a peach!

"Shave And A Haircut, Two Bits" from Imaginary Binky

"Viva La Wieners" from Cheryl And Jay Who Were In Thailand But Now Are Emerging Professionals In A Contemporary Society

"A Letter To Myself" from You Are Flawed If You Are Not Free

"Flying Toasters" from Clusterfook

"Resting In Peace" from Is This Thing On?

"Pulling The Trigger" by DPamberleigh from HRTownSquare.com

"Pink-ish" from Looky, Daddy!

"Top 100 User-Centered Blogs" from VirtualHosting.com

"Blame It On The Tequila" from Gone To See The World, Be Back Later

"Wasted On The Young: Blogging From The Past" from Dollarshort

"Home, I Haves It" from Heather Anne Hogan

"Tech Guys vs. Mormons" from Queen Of East Procrastination

"Shock Therapy" from Boobs, Injuries, & Dr. Pepper

"Blue Eyes Lying And Insane" from Mostly True Stories

"Virabhadrasana I And II" from Yogabeans!

"Me Hearty" from Heading East

"The Quest For Every Beard Type" from Dyers.org

"How To Stay Happy: Note 33 To Myself" from flyturtlefly

"Hearts" from Touch Touch Publishing

"Nogoodforme Superlatives: More Sartorially Inspiring Works Of Fiction" from No Good For Me

"The Post In Which You Realize That I Am Not As Hot As You Think I Am" from Whiskey In My Sippy Cup

"A New Normal" from Apathy Lounge

"They Paved Paradise" from Citizen Of The Month

"I Am The World's Biggest Jackass: Confessing As Public Punishment" from Regarding

"The Melon-baller" from The Eagle & Child

"For Better Or Worse" from Fiddley Gomme

"Taking Nipple Stories For The Team" from Anne Nahm

"Note's From Preschool" from Mommas Tantrum

"Surrender, Dorothy" from Tales From Clark Street

"The One In Which I Tell You That I'm Fat And Ugly..." from Burgh Baby

"Yer Out" from Eric Berlin

"Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Of The Democratic Party" from WWdN

"My Adopted Kid Can Kick Your Biological Kid's Arse" from Ordinary Art

"White Dog Whistles No More" from Pam's House Blend

"The Language Of Disability" from Diary Of A Goldfish

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Countdown Is On

It is, indeed, Wednesday, which means that the countdown has begun to Five Star Friday and all its webloggy goodness.

Thusly, I command you: SEND IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS.

Please, and thank you.

*curtsies*

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Five Star Friday: Edition #4

Twitter, my beloved Twitter, has been completely b0rked for a good part of the day, which in turn b0rks up Five Star Friday's works. Grrr. Every time that "500 Internal Server Error" message shows up, I feel like Twitter is giving me the finger.

Still, despite the fact that Twitter is a major part of the weblog entry submission process, you excellent people managed to ship over 37 weblog entries that you deemed worthy of being listed here on Five Star Friday. I do believe we did overcome.

Thanks once again to all you readers out there and to all the writers and the generous people who submitted links for this week's edition. You are all what we're here for.

  • "Last Monday" from Pickled Beef
  • "The Sculptress" from In Other Words
  • "The Rain Is Come" from Thinking Aloud
  • "We Go Trekking. And Survive. (Just)." from Toppsy Turvy
  • "Precious Brain Space: A Case Study In Anxiety. Or, How To Become A Nutbag In One Internal Monologue" from allconsuming
  • "Sometimes Wishes Need Helpers" from CityMama
  • "Memories Of A Full Life" from A Girl And Her Life
  • "Strychnine, Arsenic, Cyanide And Decaf" from Killing A Fly With A Ukulele Is Probably The Wrong Thing To Do
  • "Satan's Familiar" from Minnesota Matron
  • "Identity And Persona" from Radiate The Dance
  • "On The Condomness Of David Caruso" from In Palinode's Palace
  • "Mantis - Part One" from Touch Touch Publishing
  • "4.23.2008" from Unchanging Window
  • "4/25/08" from Lazy Lazer Pointer
  • "The Reason Why If I Win The Lotto You'll Never See My Face Again 'Round There Here Parts Again" from Milk-Induced Coma
  • "Scar Tissue" from Reality Testing
  • "Reject: 'Loud Burper' Is Just Two Words." from A Daily Dose Of Zen Sarcasm
  • "All Lit Up Again" from Thumbscrews
  • "Ain't No Use In Callin' Out My Name, Gal" from kerrianne.org
  • "How To Think About Divorce In A Small-Town Supermarket" from Breed 'Em And Weep
  • "Sweet Dreams" from Oh, The Joys
  • "A Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Walkthrough For Concerned Parents" from Progressive Boink
  • "Macroeconomics, The Fuel Tax Holiday... AND YOU!" from Rantings Of A Creole Princess
  • "In Which We Are All Strepped Of Dignity" from Somewhere On The Masthead
  • "Strength Training" from Sundry Mourning
  • "We Live Inside The Choice We Made" from Ordinary Art
  • "The Feelings Of Morning" from Smiley Girl
  • "ToothFire And DamNation" from Mommas Tantrum
  • "Kids, If You're Not Good, Paul Revere Will Come Steal You In The Night" from Nancy Pearl Wannabe
  • "Dear Child: Don't Be A Hater" from Ninja Poodles
  • "Children" from Derfwad Manor"
  • "Aftermath" from Aurora
  • "The Worst Post I've Ever Written" from Finslippy
  • "Go Away Little Bidet" from Going Like Sixty
  • "Prêt-à-Porter" from Notes To Self
  • "Toilets, Triathlons and Tutus" from Peculiar Momma
  • "Losing Sight Of Love" from Mother May I

  • If you find your website mentioned in this list or want to help spread the word about Five Star Friday, feel free to grab a badge for your website. Also, remember to keep an eye out over the coming week for weblog entries that outdo themselves and submit a weblog entry for next week's edition. Don't be shy!

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    Wednesday, April 30, 2008

    You've Got 'Em, And I Want 'Em

    This is Wednesday? Really? That just seems nigh on impossible, but if that's what the my computer says, I'll roll with it.

    Wednesday means that it is time for the call for submissions for the next edition of Five Star Friday. Not that submissions haven't already been rolling in, because they have, and there are some truly enjoyable posts being added to Friday's fourth edition for everyone to read in two days time, and by some, I mean TEN.

    Five Star Friday wants more than ten. Five Star Friday wants FIFTY. (After fifty, my will dribbles out the ends of my numb fingers, never mind the bloodshot eyes, but seriously, I love doing this, because you are aces. That's right: YOU ARE ACES).

    So, if you've read an awesome weblog entry this week, or ever, check out how to submit a weblog entry, and send in the url. It's good for your karma.

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    Friday, April 25, 2008

    Five Star Friday: Edition #3

    Welcome to this week's edition of Five Star Friday! There are some truly excellent weblog entries in this collection, and they made all the coding that went into this edition worth the stiff knuckles and awkward typing that this semi-busted keyboard demands.

    Read, enjoy, and spread the word!

  • "Animal Reincarnation" from SnakyPoet
  • "Well, That Was Fun" from Frog And Toad Are Still Friends
  • "Chickens" from Things I've Found In Pockets
  • "Rocking The Rock Chick" from Saviabella
  • "April 09, 2008" from Trevor's Blog
  • "Beginnings" from Better Now
  • "Battle Of The Beasts" from doodlemonkey
  • "From Mrs. Poppy Buxom" from The Opiate Of The Masses
  • "Panicked" from Julie Unplugged
  • "Lost In My Own Neighborhood" from My Fairbanks Life
  • "Love And Death" from Dancing Brave
  • "Exes And Friends And Irrevocable Links" from Better Now
  • "The Other Woman" by Robin Dearing from Haute Mamas at GJSentinel.com
  • "2008-04-02" from Mimi Smartypants
  • "Road To Rim Rock" by Lynn Lickers from Haute Mamas at GJSentinel.com
  • "Nogoodforme Superlatives: Longest-Running Rock-Star Crushes" from No Good For Me
  • "Songs Of Labour And Other Things I'm Not Supposed To Say" from cribchronicles.com
  • "Liberation" from Derfwad Manor
  • "I Only Have One Goal Today. To Make One Kid Like Me. Just One." from Long Story Short
  • "Are Obama Supporters Too Elitist?" from Citizen Of The Month
  • "Sex Ed Tool For Springtime Self Discovery" from Deb On The Rocks
  • "All About My Mother" from Whoopee
  • "Life And Death" from Creek Running North
  • "The Mars And Venus Of Parenthood" from Anglophile Football Fanatic
  • "Holding Intent: Part IV" from the series Holding Intent from Contemporary Textile Art
  • "Lies I've Told My 3 Year Old Recently" from Heading East
  • "The Dance" from Fly Turtle Fly.
  • "Bit of Free Verse That Popped Into My Head At Three O'Clock This Morning" from Defective Yeti
  • "My Twitter Rules" from Sterkworks
  • "Up To No Good" from Ambitions
  • "I Wrote And Shared This In Class Today" from The "Talented" Mr. Kennedy
  • "Eat, Pray, Hurl or 'Why I Hated The Book Eat, Pray, Love" from She Just Walks Around With It
  • "The Cards You Were Dealt" from Fighting The Tide
  • "The Crazy Chronicles, Part 19: Alone, Again" from the series The Crazy Chronicles from Boobs, Injuries, & Dr. Pepper
  • "John Cassavetes" from Touch Touch Publishing
  • "Bluebeard, II" from flamelikeme
  • "Furzzz" from MONCHACHA
  • "Skinny Bitch: Perverse Parenting" from Psychicgeek
  • "Oh The Tween Years Are Beginning" from Smiley Girl
  • "Money Is Not A Four Letter Word" from Cookiebitch
  • "King" from Jonniker

  • And don't forget to subscribe to Five Star Friday to keep up with the coming editions.

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    Wednesday, April 23, 2008

    Call For Submissions

    The third edition of Five Star Friday is two days away, and I am excited by the great weblog entries that have already been submitted. I have read some truly sterling material from weblogs and authors of whom I had not before heard.

    Seriously, and I am not being cheezy or hyperbolic here, I am moved by the generosity people have shown through sharing others' work, and what hit me this week as I have been working on the third edition is that this is going to continue. You would think that I might have realized that a little earlier when I bought the domain name or designed the whole freaking website or put Five Star Friday on Twitter or set up its own e-mail address, but no, I did not.

    I think it took me so long to realize that this was going to happen every week, because it took me a couple of editions of Five Star Friday to realize exactly how reader-driven this website is and will continue to be. I may have taken care of the aesthetics, and I stick the links into entries, but it is all of you, both those who submit weblog entries and those who come by to enjoy them, that drive the content and community.

    Imagine now that I am sending you one of those glossy cards with a soft-focus photograph of a rose on it and big, gold script that says Thank You. Awwwwwww.

    This entry is starting to make me feel like I am coughing up hairballs, so I will move on to the call for submissions. As it has been, and as it will always be, it's Wednesday, and I want you to send me the URLs to particular weblog entries via Twitter that do the weblog world proud. Check out "How To Submit A Weblog Entry", have at it with the links, and subscribe to Five Star Friday to keep up with good writing.

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    Friday, April 18, 2008

    Five Star Friday: Edition #2

    Five Star Friday has found a home! So far, everything is working on this website but the links along the top. I am sure that those will function shortly once my domain host makes the proper connections.

    I really want to thank everyone for making this as much fun as it is. You people? You people are brilliant.

    And without further ado, here are the weblog entries that have been deemed superior and duly submitted by readers for readers:

  • "Deep Thoughts With Ken Jennings" from Ken Jennings
  • "Donation Derby" from Cat And Girl
  • "My Speech During Dad's Service" from furiousBlog
  • "Dangerous Toys: Dangerous? Or Just Toys?" from [redacted]
  • "Jealousy And Love" from Meanwhile...
  • "Haliaeetus Can Wait" from Exurbitude
  • "Wolf 2: Sexy Time USA" from Gar's Thought Hole
  • "Three Years" from Untangling Knots
  • "Silent And Still At The Center" from kerrianne.org
  • "My Alias Is 'Beached Whale'" from Moose In The Kitchen
  • "Never Alone" from She Likes Purple
  • "What Lessons Do You Want To Leave Your Children?" from Wonderland
  • "Grammie's Coffin - The Backstory" from Psychicgeek
  • "Nominate Me For The Nobel Peace Prize" from Alex Year One
  • "New Desires" from The Happy Misfit
  • "Cheap At Half The Rice" from Shooting Crocodiles
  • "Ironwood" from Creek Running North
  • "Hold Me Now, It's Hard For Me To Say I'm Sorry" from TurtleHead
  • "Safe Journey Lovelies" from Debutaunt
  • "Athlete's Face" from Playgroups Are No Place For Children
  • "Apologies Accepted" from Kevin Charnas
  • "In Brief: Music Hypotheticals" from Touch Touch Publishing
  • "In Brief: Relationship Hypothetical" from Touch Touch Publishing
  • "The Good Talkers" from Touch Touch Publishing
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    Five Star Friday?

    It is a weekly collection of links to superior weblog entries from varying categories that have been submitted by the people, for the people. Anyone can submit entries, so if you know of an excellent example, send me the link for the next edition of Five Star Friday.

    If you are ever in need of good reading material of the blogular variety, this is the place to be. Enjoy!

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